This is my ‘Wide-eyed disbelief that I actually got up at 5AM to swim half a mile before work’ face. (at Equinox)

This is my ‘Wide-eyed disbelief that I actually got up at 5AM to swim half a mile before work’ face. (at Equinox)

29 July, 2014
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Tackle the motherfucking shit out of love.

Tackle the motherfucking shit out of love.

26 July, 2014
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scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

Best ever use of a fist!

(Source: paperspast.natlib.govt.nz)

26 July, 2014
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Weather report for Sunday looks like a penis. Are we about to get fucked?

Weather report for Sunday looks like a penis. Are we about to get fucked?

26 July, 2014
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My patient made us some bugs from spare tractor parts. (I have the best patients!) (at The NIH Clinical Center)

My patient made us some bugs from spare tractor parts. (I have the best patients!) (at The NIH Clinical Center)

22 July, 2014
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Sadly, my “support rock & roll” bumper sticker didn’t survive the car wash this weekend. #RIP

Sadly, my “support rock & roll” bumper sticker didn’t survive the car wash this weekend. #RIP

20 July, 2014
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Where were these notebooks when I was a high school goth?

Where were these notebooks when I was a high school goth?

20 July, 2014
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amnhnyc:

On July 20, 1969, with 600 million people watching on TV, an American crew landed on the Moon—the first people ever to walk on another world. The Apollo 11 mission had three crew members: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins, who piloted the craft that would return them to Earth, while the others became the first two men ever to walk its surface.

Learn more about this historic event

20 July, 2014
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nevver:

It felt as if one’s entire world was one, long Sunday afternoon. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go.

nevver:

It felt as if one’s entire world was one, long Sunday afternoon. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go.

20 July, 2014
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My roommate’s cat always looks like she wants to start something with me. “Yeah I’m chilling on the formal dining room table, you gotta PROBLEM with that?”

My roommate’s cat always looks like she wants to start something with me. “Yeah I’m chilling on the formal dining room table, you gotta PROBLEM with that?”

19 July, 2014
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Nasty phlebitis from a blood draw yesterday. You can’t trust just anyone with a needle! #yikes

Nasty phlebitis from a blood draw yesterday. You can’t trust just anyone with a needle! #yikes

16 July, 2014
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