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Seriously though, the next dude who...

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Oct 1st

The Real World: United Nations (via thingatude)

Oct 1st

(via typewriterblues, who clearly wants to slay me with this...

Oct 1st

The Two Paths (via Sociological Images) Damn, I should have...

Oct 1st

GO PHILS!

Oct 1st

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Hello Saferide “The Quiz” In case you ever wanted to date me, here are the answers: ...

Sep 30th

When did Taco Bells in Jersey go Basquiat?

Sep 30th

“I want to see mizzchelle elbow some bitches in the FACE.”
— Vulcanmike I have a month and...

Sep 30th

Once Sentence Movie Review: Whip It

I laughed, I cried, I rocked out to the music, but most of all I wanted to elbow some bitches in the...

Sep 30th

Just saw this tonight with vulcanmike. It could be the...

Sep 30th

Last night I went dressed as a Health Care Reform Zombie to...

Sep 29th

devincastro: The New (Media) Workout Plan, so hilarious....

Sep 29th

I am so excited for this move. Jonze and Eggers and Sendak,...

Sep 28th

Will Durst: How Not To Get Swine Flu (Guest...

Sep 28th

(via thismightsuck) First thought: FUN! Second thought:...

Sep 27th

“Point is, what’s so wonderful is that every one of these...”
— John Laroche (via: vasta) I...

Sep 27th

There’s a chill in the air and the flannel sheets are...

Sep 27th

“There’s a club called ‘Ladies With a...”
— A lady, during a daring rescue...

Sep 27th

If you haven’t noticed, my transmissions from a...

Sep 26th

I just applied to every job in the...

I hope I get at least one of them.

Sep 25th

11:53pm last night, Center City Philadelphia: God is glue?

Sep 25th

Philadelphia is winning the vote against Baltimore for...

Sep 25th

When I was younger I used to dye my hair...

Sep 25th

Disease Case Fatality Rates by David McCandless ...

Sep 24th

(via ache: closertotheocean) that certainly would be a good...

Sep 24th

Sometimes reading the Philly Missed Connections is a waste...

Sep 24th

This might be the best one yet, but I could be biased. (via...

Sep 23rd

turkeydinner: mizzchelle invades my city via utility pole. ...

Sep 23rd

“How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your...”
— Question 10 from the Internet...

Sep 23rd

My face… Coming to a CD near you! (I’ve...

Sep 22nd

I sort of love these wooden iPhone cases from Vers. (via...

Sep 22nd

I got my license in the mail today! I’m legit. Now,...

Sep 22nd

Seen for sale at Doggie Style in South Philly: Michael Vick...

Sep 22nd

“It’s important to realize that I was actually black...”
— President Obama on The Late...

Sep 22nd

i hate waiting, explodingdog comics. Since I’m being...

Sep 22nd

YES! Ork Posters released their Philadelphia Neighborhood...

Sep 22nd

Comic by Nataliedee (via briandoody: omgitsawhale:...

Sep 22nd

Facts: I have a fantastic group of friends. Food +...

Sep 21st

(via ache: closertotheocean) That is rad.

Sep 20th

Raindrop Melody Maker (via NOTCOT) Just do yourself a favor...

Sep 18th

“And they say there is no fate, but there is: it’s what...”
— The Minister, Synecdoche, New...

Sep 18th

Seksi Spam Buttons. Profits benefit sexual health...

Sep 17th

(via darlindame: cakebeef) I don’t drink...

Sep 16th

(cartoon via lefthandedtoons) I woke up yesterday feeling...

Sep 16th

Economists don't believe in soulmates

Sep 16th

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Conor Oberst, “Lenders In The Temple” There’s money lenders inside the temple ...

Sep 15th

I was expecting more, too. At least explodingdog never...

Sep 15th

By Eric Shaw (A.K.A. typewriterblues) The first time in...

Sep 14th

A transit map of IMDB’s top 250 movies of all time, showing...

Sep 14th

Universal Health Care Map (via soupsoup) My favorite part...

Sep 14th

“You know, when you and I are lying in bed, you...”
— Ani DiFranco, “Fire Door”

Sep 13th

Remember: Sometimes it hurts. Sometimes it doesn’t. A...

Sep 12th

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September 8, 2009: A huge flash mob surprises Oprah during a Black Eyed Peas performance at her...

Sep 12th

(via weselec) I’ve been takin’ care of...

Sep 12th

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Elefant, “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” (originally by The Smiths) ...

Sep 10th

It's time to play.... CHEESE or FONT!

Sep 10th

Check out these rad labels by Dustin Joyce for Broken Bones...

Sep 10th

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“I feel GREAT!”

Sep 10th

Art School Girl (via jayparkinsonmd: nevver) I had a job...

Sep 10th

Never trust dudes who call you "babe."

Sep 10th

Sadly, until we have true Health Care Reform, even this GOP...

Sep 10th

Liar? Contribute to Joe Wilson's opponent...

Sep 10th

The fly is as deadly as a bomber!! Artist: Robert Muchley....

Sep 9th

Once Sentence Movie Review: 9

Plot is problematic if you’re an athiest.

Sep 9th

(via turkeydinner: apocalypsechic: freesamuel:...

Sep 9th

The Joy of (UN) Sex

From the genius of Chris Blattman (http: //chrisblattman.com/)
United Nations: “Hi handsome. Would you like to have sex with me?”
Me: Sure.
UN: Oh wait. Hang on a minute.
Me: OK.
UN: We’re updating our internal copulation guidelines. We’ll have sex in a moment.
Me: Ready and waiting.
UN: Um, I forgot to fill out the right forms, so there may be further delays. By the way, can you send me your latest CV?
Me: Uh, okay.
[...]
Me: Are you still there? Why aren’t you returning my phone calls?
UN: Sorry, we were on vacation in July and August. I promise to start the approval process this afternoon.
Me: Start the process? I thought we started last year?
UN: Good news. We have approval for sex from my supervisor. But there’s an accountant in Bangladesh with some questions. And he’s on vacation for September and October.
Me: You do realize I’ve said no to three other international organizations while waiting for you?
UN: Thanks for waiting. We’re ready now. But we’ve reorganized around here and now you’ll actually have to romance my sister, UNDP. Can you be done in 10 minutes?
Me: I am so out of here.
[Months pass]
United Nations: “Hi darling. Would you like to have sex with me?”

Sep 8th

HIV sculpture by Luke Jerram (Artificially coloured image by...

Sep 8th

BREAKING NEWS: I did it.

I passed my boards. I am officially a Registered Nurse!

Sep 7th

After so many years of living in Philadelphia, I finally...

Sep 7th

Yay Hooray on vi.sualize.us (via kari-shma) Hooray for: ...

Sep 7th

“Cupcakes are essentially reactionary.”
— Daniel Gross, in Newsweek,...

Sep 3rd

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These Days by Mates of State, originally by Jackson Browne (via closertotheocean: copycats) I had a...

Sep 3rd

From the OKCupid Blog: Keyword Effects on Message Success ...

Sep 3rd

Ikea Heights: A melodrama filmed secretly at...

Sep 3rd

A Road Map to Success via Strange Maps Currently scaling...

Sep 2nd

“It doesn’t get any easier if you stop doing it.”
— Words of wisdom from my good...

Sep 1st