January 2010
December 2009
Deer Tick | Smith Hill
So I fire that arrow into...
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via endofmarch)
The Onion | Fuck-Rod Wondering What Permutation Of... →
MIAMI—Alex “Fuck-Rod” Rodriguez, who has been given many unflattering nicknames by the press during the course of an eventful and turbulent career, found himself wondering what unflattering sobriquet he would be awarded for lying about his steroid use. “I really didn’t like being called ‘A-Fraud’ by my teammates,” Stupid-Goddamned-Son-of-a-Bitch-Rod told...
Things that I love
My friends
Drinking with my friends on Tuesday nights
The fact that my friends call me “the vagina expert”
Photo text messages
“Two young men caught cycling with no clothes on have escaped charges of...”
– BBC News | NZ policewoman allows naked cycling - with helmet See, THIS is why I love New Zealand. Those Kiwis have their priorities straight.
ScienceBlogs | The Physics of Santa Claus →
I’m sorry, but does it make me a horrible person if I say I will refuse to teach my future possible children to believe in Santa Claus?
WatchScience Blogs | Ballistic penises and corkscrew vaginas - the sexual battles of ducks
…drakes have evolved large corkscrew phalluses, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into the female than their rivals.
Sweet mother of THANK JEBUS I’M NOT A DUCK.
Tonight is the longest night of the year.
There’s something a little lonely in that. I’m spending my night with good friends and good wine. Alcohol and laughter seem to be good ways to ward off the cold.
And it helps to think that, from here on out, the days will be getting longer.
How are you making it through the night?
Brittany Murphy Dies →
Facts about cocaine use from the always enlightening jayparkinsonmd:
Very, very sad. A 32 year old dying of cardiac arrest. The comments on TMZ are of course normal TMZ-quality comments, but many are immediately jumping to the conclusion that this is cocaine or bulimia related.
We won’t know the cause of death right now. But the comments in TMZ highlight the public’s misunderstanding of...
“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous...”
– Lucille Ball (via mustamuseme: lickystickypickyme) So… what are you waiting for?
WatchPreparing to celebrate the BLIZZARDOCALPSE OF 2009, West Philly style.
