"Jesus Christ, it’s time to start a new religion that has just two sacraments: abortion and homosexual sodomy. It might be the only way to protect choice and secure gay rights in this lunatic asylum we call a country."

—Dan Savage, reacting to the news that church leaders are trying to get a proposal inserted into health care reform legislation that would mandate insurance coverage of prayer. (via Slog)


So… absolutely NO abortion coverage, and we won’t cover birth control, or EVEN regular women’s health checkups. But prayer? Sure.

Prayer is all women in this country are going to have left, apparently.

The worst part? JOHN KERRY is supporting the proposal. What the FUCK, man? I can’t believe I ever voted for you.

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Going to see the Mountain Goats this weekend. YES!

Freshjive | HOPE is Fading Fast T-Shirt

It is fading on all accounts.

Jimmy Fallon, doing an impression of Neil Young, covering Will Smith’s “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”

(via sometimesagreatnotion: copycats)

Epic.

Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving (via soupsoup)

Filed under: Things I will avoid doing tomorrow night.

If Lou Dobbs runs for president in 2012 I am going to slit my wrists with Obama's birth certificate.

Soundtrack of my day brought to you by SadTrombone.com.

What a let-down.

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Filed Under: Blogs I Would Read and Contribute To.

(via theunsortedfolder: vulcanmike)

So many issues with this. For starters, I know people who live as far west as Broad Street that wear skinny jeans. Also, I AM NOT A DIRTY HIPPIE.

PS. Mike: No matter what, we decided last night that the Friendship is all going in on a big house in West Philly together, and you agreed.

Barack Obama’s Facebook News Feed | SLATE (via apsies)

Facebook humor gets me every time.

"Everything I cook tastes better than yo’ momma’s nipples."

—Coolio, from his new book, Cooking with Coolio.

Which I WILL be purchasing.

Good Things Take A Second (via 909miles)

Ka-pow.

a softer world | 503

Every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right.

World. Fucking. Champion. (via Phoodie)

It’s no World Series, but Mexican food is as important to me as baseball, so I’LL TAKE IT.

Totally made it on Must Share Hair.

Which, by the way, is a site run by my friend Ben Brown. It was also just mentioned in Wired Magazine, so YOU should check it out.